Pretty sure my guinea pig has learned that after I boil the kettle I go to the fridge
On Wednesday, EVA Air’s “Hello Kitty Hand-in-Hand” jet — a 312-seat Boeing 777 tricked out in the most Kitty-tastic fashion imaginable — touched down at LAX for the first time. Yahoo Travel got a chance to peek inside this magical mystical plane, and we can tell you, traveling Sanrio-style is the only way to fly the friendly skies.
katniss everdeen, ladies and gentlemen
the YA heroin who literally does not give one single fuck about having a boyfriend
it’s like suzanne collins just went “yes i will write the literal exact opposite of twilight”
cause suzanne collins kept it real
i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta
top 10 hottest celebrity dads (in no particular order)
JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES WHY IS NOBODY ON THIS LIST???
jensen ackles is another boring white celebrity pretty boy And I don’t give a fuck about his weird ass face Your taste in dads is weak and you’re weak
WHO THE FUCKCHANGED IT TO PICTURES OF BOWSER?!
what are you gonna do about it loser???
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
im pretty sure penguin is not an emotion though
i’m pretty sure you’re not trying hard enough
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
This is fucking precious.
The Used at the Fillmore Detroit on February 10th 2013
If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.
who wouldnt reblog wallace wells
someone is throwing snowballs at my window. maybe it’s a guy coming to confess his love to me
it was my brother..
I want to know how many people are reblogging this without understanding why the coffee’s there
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, directed by Peter Jackson. 2003.